I think the last remaining member of the "Trevor Hoffman is just having a slow start" bandwagon fell off yesterday and now we can all finally accept that Trevor Hoffman is done as a closer. He doesn't have it. He throws right down the middle and he doesn't fool anyone. Is this a person in the world that was honestly surprised that Glaus hit that homerun? I didn't think so. Yesterday should be Trevor Hoffman's last chance to be the Brewers closer and he shouldn't get a chance to hit 600, at least with the Brewers. Sorry guy, it's been a nice career but it's over. How do I know? Because at this point, even the animal kingdom hates him and animals are stupid. If they hate you, you must really suck.
Hey just because the Brewers aren't playing anymore doesn't mean that we can't caption a bunch of pictures of baseball players with LOLCats-esque quotes. Here's a few of our favorite moments from the first week of the playoffs.
Well the All Star Game has came and gone. Fielder only got a single at-bat but did get an RBI double, Hoffman pitched well in his appearance, Braun didn't embarrass himself in right field and the National League lost yet again. Oh yeah, and Prince won some sort of batting practice contest. Let's relive the past two days with the magic of LOLBREWERS. Continue reading →