The fail that is the JSOnline Brewers Fan Photo Gallery

Fans June 16th, 2009

If you haven't had the pleasure chance to see the JSOnline's user submitted Brewers fan photo gallery than you are REALLY missing out. I've invited my good friend Brewers Baby to help me comment on some of these photos.I should warn you, Brewers Baby can get a little vulgar at times. What can I say? He's a baby. He poops his pants and pees himself. Babies are stupid.

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BREWERS BABY This is a good look for someone who wants to A) look like a douchebag, B) cook crystal meth, C) date strippers and D) get his f@%kin ass whooped if I ever see him.

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10 lame insults to yell at Rockies players

Baseball June 9th, 2009

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The Colorado Rockies are coming to Miller Park tonight. The Rockies play in the West and we don't normally see them or here about them or even know they exist unless the Brewers are playing them. I know what you are thinking "What am I going to do? I know nothing about this team, but I want to heckle them!" But have no fear gentle fan, we got you covered.

  1. Todd Helton! You're old!
  2. Troy Tulo! I can't properly pronounce your last name!
  3. Welcome to sea level!
  4. Where's Cartman?
  5. Hey Ubaldo! Where's your hair?!
  6. Dexter Fowler, pee yew you stink!
  7. Alan Embree! You are even older than Helton! HA!
  8. Hey Josh Fogg, the Phish concert isn't for two weeks!
  9. You guys should stick to snowboarding!
  10. Where's Matt Holliday!?
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