Cleveland. Monday, June 16 2009.
|The new All-Star votes are in! Hey everybody come check it out!|
|Come on coach, we gotta get ready for the game we can't be messing with that stuff.|
|Yeah, we've been struggling lately. We need to focus. Miller Park Drunk didn't even feel like updating Monday we've sucked so bad.|
|Just look at them guys, you know how important this is to him.|
|Fine. Bring em over.
|Who the f@#& is Raul Ibanez?|
|I'm losing to a guy who is old enough to have religiously watched the A-Team.|
|I'm losing to a guy who offers his stool to any blogger who talks bad about him.|
|I'm losing to an uglier Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine.|
THIRD GDMF PLACE!?!?
|/decides to perform to potential|
|I think that went well.|
|u guys no nething about pitchering?|