According to an extremely small sample size of my twitter followers the Bucks aren't quite back, but Brandon Jennings definitely has their attention. Following one player over the rest of the team seems about par for the course for an NBA team so this isn't very surprising. Personally I make no qualms about liking the Bucks now specifically because of this one player so I don't really have a problem with it. He's awesome and it's certainly better than not liking the Bucks at all right? But the more I thought about it, the more I thought that while this sort of behavior is perfectly acceptable for you and me maybe the rest of the Bucks players don't feel the same way. Everyone I talk to says that the past few games at the Bradley Center have been the loudest they have been to in years and it's all because of this one guy. That can't do much for Andrew Bogut's self esteem, right? Then again, what do I know about the Bucks locker room? It's not like I have ever been inside of it, recording their conversations and dictating them on the internet. OR HAVE I. Continue reading
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Doug Melvin strikes down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
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I know [Melvin] is trying to make our ballclub better. I know he recognizes the importance of making a move and making it soon. But at the same time, I think everybody's recognized there's a lot of teams that are still in th-- |
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/shoots Chorizo |
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/dies |
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Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that, eh. Please, continue. You were sayin' something about how you think I should do my job eh? |
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[silence] |
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What's the matter? Oh, y-you were finished eh? Oh, well allow me to retort!
What does Bernie Brewer look like? |
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What? |
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/flips over bench
What country you from? |
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What? |
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"What" ain't no country I ever heard of, eh! And I would know aboot a country called "What", eh. They speak English in "What"?! |
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What? |
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ENGLISH RYAN BRAUN DO YOU SPEAK IT EH? |
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YES |
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Then you know what I'm saying? Describe what Bernie Brewer LOOKS like, eh! |
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What? |
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/points mustache at Braun
Say what again. I dare you, I double dare you motherf@%&r say what one more goddamn time, eh! |
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He-he-he's white. |
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Go on, eh. |
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He has a big yellow mustache. |
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Does he bring joy to children? |
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What!? |
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/slaps Braun with mustache
DOES HE BRING JOY TO KIDS, EH!? |
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YES!! |
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Then why you trying to f@%& that up? Why you trying to demoralize the people in the organization at a time when we should be pulling together. It puts a bad taste in our mouths. |
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I didn't! |
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Yes you did. Yes. You. Did, Ryan. You tried to demoralize people in the organization and Bernie Brewer don't like to be f'd by anybody except Mrs. Brewer.
Do you read the Journal Sentinel Ryan? |
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Yes. |
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God, why? The Bible is so much better. There's this passage I've got memorized, sorta fits the occassion. |
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Ezekiel 25:17? |
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No, that's not even a real passage, eh. It's Deuteronomy 21:18-21. |
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"Suppose a man has a stubborn, rebellious son who will not obey his father or mother, even though they discipline him. In such cases, the father and mother must take the son before the leaders of the town. They must declare: 'This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious and refuses to obey. He is a worthless drunkard.' Then all the men of the town must stone him to death." Eh. |
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/ponders
That's kind of insane. I think I know what I have to do. |
Ryan Braun enters the locker room carrying a large box. |
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/throws Remetee shirts in the air
Free shirts for everybody! Even you Mike Burns and Seth McClung! |
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Sigh, eh.
/walks the Earth like Caine |
Years later. |
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/dies of autoerotic fatality |